Actually overheard
by Doc Searls Saturday, August 12, 2017

After paying for her meal and getting up to leave, the patron says to the restaurant's proprietor, "I'm so glad you operate a Christian restaurant!"

The proprietor replies, "Thank you, but we welcome guests from all faiths, or none at all."


"But I'm curious. What makes you say we're a Christian restaurant?"

"The check said, "Thank you Jesus."

"Ah. Your server is named Jesus."